The
Sani-Tours bus driver on Rocko’s Modern
Life sees (or chooses to see) nothing special about Paris. He will use his
position to give his customers the same impression, and take any necessary
risks to sustain that.
“If
word of this gets out, I’ll be ruined,” he frets after Rocko, his only
uncooperative customer in “I See London, I See France,” breaks off from the
tour. He then claims he has a family depending on him, albeit while staring at
a fruit-bowl painting.
Secondary
stakeholders or not, the diver will not change his approach to his job. Whether
he is doing what Sani-Tours higher-ups expect or trying to avoid exposing his
subpar credentials as an international tour leader is unclear.
Either
way, he eschews any uniquely Parisian attractions. He is equally strict about
such insubordinate acts as talking out of turn or solo sightseeing.
By
breaking both of those rules, if nothing else, Rocko threatens the guide’s
sense of power. The driver’s job security aside, he exudes insecurity over his
not-so-top-notch knowledge of Paris. No passenger is to demonstrate a deeper erudition,
let alone encourage others to expand their own.
Based
on his accent, the tour guide is American, and his customers implicitly share
that nationality. That is except for Rocko, a born-and-raised Australian and
naturalized U.S. citizen.
Based
on their conduct, everyone else goes in with a tabula rasa for their familiarity
with France and its capital. Having now crossed two oceans in his young life,
Rocko is an understandable outlier. He has ample experience being the stranger
in a given land, and is more open-minded for it.
But
as the pre-tour dialogue confirms, the driver intends to fill his customers’
minds with empty calories. He dodges Rocko’s inquiry of when the Eiffel Tower
falls on their itinerary, the only question anyone offers.
The
ensuing “sightseeing” drive accentuates the unremarkable similarities between
the French city and American suburbia.
Granted,
some methods of showing how other locations are just like home can have a
unifying effect. A Sani-Tours excursion, however, purposely defeats the purpose
of flying across the Atlantic to experience Paris in person. In so doing, it
dashes the hopes of one, if not two tour takers.
As
Rocko and Heffer descend at the start of “I See London, I See France,” they
plan to immerse themselves. Rocko cannot contain his excitement for every cultural
aspect that sets the locale apart. While Heffer’s preparation is comparatively
less enthused, he is at least trying to master French phrases.
The
guide bursts both bubbles by muffling the majesty and keeping everyone on the
bus for most of the journey. The only extraordinary sense he will allow is the
empty aura everyday visuals acquire by being in a foreign location. Otherwise,
he either selects “points of interest” that are on the same plane as common
U.S. sites or subtly attempts to convey that America is still better.
To
that point, he only lets his riders off the bus when they stop for lunch.
Naturally, he treats them to a Paris-based Chokey Chicken restaurant. As he
states over his bullhorn, the chain’s location has been in place for barely a
decade by that time.
Regardless,
he tries to pass off the spread as “authentic French cuisine,” and only Rocko
sees through the fraud.
Apparently,
for everybody else, anything they eat on the tour qualifies as French cuisine.
The food at hand need only be made, served and consumed in France.
In
addition, selecting a Parisian Chokey Chicken location denotes the guide’s hidden
message of unconditional American supremacy. Why would the French want to bring
a popular U.S. chain to their soil unless their own cookery was inferior?
To
that point, earlier on the drive, the guide distinguishes the locals and tourists
by claiming the former eat pigeons. When he delivers this nugget of information,
he stresses the word “eat” with a hint of disgust.
Similarly,
when he changes the subject to headgear, he opines that “they sure wear some
crazy hats in Paris. They call it fashion. I call it stupid-looking.”
He
is in the middle of that meaningless monologue when Rocko calls attention to
the Eiffel Tower exit. In response, the driver furiously mocks “No. 11” for
proposing “a big fat visit to the Eiffel Tower.”
With
this flare-up, he stops short of calling his passenger pretentious for
highlighting a genuine Parisian landmark. Even without that declaration, he reaffirms
his restriction against learning or teaching anything compelling. That policy is
pivotal toward his interest in sustaining his sense of control over his
customers.
As
such, his next eruption comes when the post-lunch roll call exposes Rocko’s
defection. When Heffer makes his own break, the guide decides to “deviate our
pre-established route,” the very proposal that earned “No. 11” the earlier
tongue-lashing. At this point, chasing “No. 13” through the city is more
important.
The
driver goes so far as to follow Heffer through the halls of an art museum. As
he does this, he scowls at the paintings that land on his windshield, wiping
them aside like splattered bugs. Unfortunately for his agenda, the remaining
passengers take photos of other works visible from the side windows.
On
the whole, the driver is fighting a losing battle. He concedes as much to a
medium extent by putting his perilous pursuit on hold.
How
Heffer manages to outrun the bus before the driver loses him is the storyline’s
greatest mystery. But when he and Rocko reunite at the Eiffel Tower, the
guide’s absence is perfectly explicable.
If
he did not want to go near the celebrated structure before, he will not want to
go there now. There at least a dozen tourists still on his bus versus the two
who have broken off. He is not inclined to corner the latter pair if doing so
risks awakening the other riders’ intellectual curiosity.
With
that said, he is not surrendering outright. He reappears at the episode’s
ending, having resumed his chase and followed Rocko and Heffer to the airport.
The
runway is no more of a deterrent to his bus than the museum’s halls. As long as
the setting is not too cultured, he will go there to get tourists back in his
anti-enrichment clutches.
Nothing
doing this time. The two O-Townies are on their way back. Whether they spread
the good word of in-person Paris or the not-so-good word of Sani-Tours, both
specters will surely haunt the driver.
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