If
only Rocko and Dr. Hutchison knew the finer points of Turdus Minimus. Then they
might have been more understanding of Filburt’s precautionary tearful good-bye
to his “precious Turdy.” In addition, the pet-sitting wallaby could have been
ready to expect the unexpected while the bird was alive and in his house.
According to Google Translate, the scientific name of this ficticious species translates
to “Sylvia least.” Other sources note that the first name connotes relations to
a robin. Based on that, Turdy is somehow the least of the thrush (or
Turdidae) family.
As
“Bye-Bye Birdie” demonstrates, he has the least amount of time to live of any
known avian pet. By that token, he also has the least to lose, and his actions
suggest he knows it. Based on his sentiments when they part early in the
third-season premiere of Rocko’s Modern
Life, Filburt knows it too.
When
another psychosomatic flare-up sends Filburt to the hospital, he bids what
appears to be a melodramatic good-bye to his bird. Hutch rolls her eyes as
Filburt tells Turdy to “Remember who loves you the most! That’s right, Papa
loves you the most!”
But
when he reappears and learns of Turdy’s abrupt death, he indirectly explains
his prior emotions. He even admits to neglecting to mention a pertinent fact
beforehand.
As
it happens, Turdy was of a species that normally does not live beyond three
weeks. By contrast, the real-life American robin (or Turdus migratoris) lives for
an average of two years. One study found that roughly one-quarter of the population
reaches one year.
An
exceptional specimen of the American robin reportedly reached the age of 14. In
Europe, members of six other Turdus species have exceeded expectations to tunes
ranging between seven and 21 years.
But
even at one year, Turdus migratoris dwarfs Turdus minimus in its expected time
on Earth. To that point, in reference to Turdy, Filburt adds, “I’m surprised he
lived as long as he did.”
Whether
he is merely mindful of the species’ average lifespan because of its listing in
books in unclear. Filburt might know more as to why the lifespan is so short.
Based on Rocko’s brief experience with the bird, Turdus minimus has a penchant
for peril.
Then
again, as far as he lets on, Turdy’s worst behavior in Filburt’s residence was
pecking at the furniture. Perhaps the bird’s biological clock had not reached
its not-much-time-left warning point before Filburt went to the hospital.
Being
in a new setting and away from his doting owner is bound to give him a greater
sense of leeway as well. After all, Dr. Hutchison offers Rocko no warning at
the beginning of the episode. There may be something to her tired “Good luck”
wish, but perhaps she is relenting and refraining from making any points that
would upset Filburt. It is bad enough that she does not want to kiss the bird.
Or
maybe she has never faced anything warranting a visit from the avian equivalent
of Jackson Galaxy. As Filburt’s girlfriend, soon-to-be fiancée
and eventual wife, she has implicitly not been a target for Turdy’s pecking.
Even
if she had been, at the very worst, that phase ended in due time as the two
grew on each other. Although Hutch’s indifference to Filburt’s emotions signal
the pet has not wholly endeared himself to her either.
By
contrast, being surrounded and approached by strangers can make the bird
anything but boring. Even if he is not rattled by the change of scenery, he is
poised to play while Filburt is away. He is less susceptible to guilt if his
loving owner is not around to potentially admonish him.
Regardless,
no later than when he reaches his maximum expectancy, Turdy is more inclined to
elevate his inner nuisance. And so, Spunky is his first victim as soon as he breaks
out of his cage at Rocko’s. The customers of a complaintant later suffer the
same pain by pecking.
All
things considered, pecking fellow living creatures is a mere next step from
doing the same to inanimate objects. For the bird, that is no different than
the way domestic, non-humanoid, territorial cats rub their heads against people
and furniture alike.
The
what-the-heck, death-defying steps continue. As the episode highlights, Turdy’s
most daring and dangerous vices start with repeated intimate interactions with
a man’s monkey. He subsequently escapes the house to engage in seven other
aggravating activities.
Beyond
the typically avian misbehaviors, he ingests enough gas to breathe fire, sets a
car ablaze and devours a pony. Inexplicably, the timeless nursery-rhyme old lady’s undoing has no visible effect on the bird that has already stretched its
lifespan.
Like
Homer Simpson, in the words of Frank Grimes, he logically “should have been
killed dozens of times by now.” Even “the monkey guy” could have worked up
enough rage to inflict physical harm on the bird. Given the revelation that
confirms the nature of the bird-monkey relations, he could have snapped at what
he witnessed.
Yet
neither emotionally boiled-over humanoids nor flames nor oversized meals spell
mortal injury. Whether Turdy has naturally aged or is of a species whose
behavior regularly shorterns their lives, he is going against the norm. Barring
fatal intervention by another species, he could enter the record books.
Instead,
Turdy is sitting placidly, chained to Rocko on the couch, when he finally meets
his demise. Heffer’s gargantuan gluteus, which will later nurture Filburt and
Hutch’s unhatched children, does in the nuisance bird.
It
all happens on the living room’s symbol of inertia, the antithesis of activity.
Turdy had thrived on activity, defying death and scientific trajectories all
the while. So in terms of keeping him alive, it was the quiet times his
caregiver needed to watch out for.
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